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The Pipedream Wanachi Mini Massager is a tiny dinosaur of a sex toy. It’s retro, from the colors and design to its materials and function. But retro is cool when it’s done right. This mini wand is battery powered and made of entirely ABS plastic. The downside is that the product is made of plastic. Yet, the upside, is the Wanachi Massager's rumbling vibrations. Yes, the head is rock solid, and is uncomfortable at first unless you like hard vibrations and surfaces. But nothing rattles and rumbles like ABS plastic. Wanachi’s Mini Massager has a mighty motor. With a dial at the end to adjust speed, you can crank the wand up to feel like a rocket about to launch. Which is exactly what I did, and it transformed my“take it or leave it” attitude to a thumbs up. The neck is poorly constructed with it’s accordion-style design, but the folds are too ridged to actually bend. You can stretch it out to get a solid curve in it, but it still doesn’t behave as well as a silicone neck. Overall, for a toy under $30, it’s not too shabby. I’d say if you’re on a trip and forgot your vibrator, you could pick this one up in a pinch and be content.

If temperature play and fucking yourself senseless is your thing, you should see what Pipedream Icicles can do for your moo moo cat.

It’s one thing to send a broken toy. But, to send a broken wand, with stains on the head and half of a button missing? What a shame. The Fantasy for Her Duo Wand looked like an interesting take on a wand. It has a curved head and is a comfortable size, not too big, not too small, but Pipedream lost a customer. I’ve gotten broken toys before. Years ago, I ordered a new Liberty 2 from Womanizer. I was so excited, the pandemic had closed down my job, leaving me at home to masturbate uninterrupted. Except, when the Liberty arrived, it didn’t work, no matter how long it charged nothing happened. I immediately reached out to Womanizer, and they replaced the toy, no questions asked, and I got a working toy in the end. It’s super normal, though still uncommon, for a toy to show up and not work. Most companies are great about replacing them. Had the Duo Wand just been broken, I would’ve gladly ordered another one. But alas, it showed up in its sealed plastic with stains on the head. I can’t imagine it had been used; that would truly cross so many lines. A toy should always arrive in its best condition, but there was chipping on the metal band around the handle, one button’s decal was smudged, and there were stains. Considering everything that was wrong with this toy, I don’t recommend trying toys from Pipedream.

This is a weird little toy. I’ve told you guys before that I judge sex toys by their cover. It’s not something I’m proud of, and I’ve been proven wrong many times. I was hoping to be proven wrong this time, really. I gave it a shot, I promise. Even when I had to go to the store and buy new batteries, I told myself it would be worth it. But this creepy and useless toy was not worth it. I also want to say, I’m all for lifelike dildos with realistic texture and ribbing. But do not dye it primary blue and make it unnecessarily squishy. I don’t have any interest in a soft and blue penis. I don’t like that it’s the same color as a children's toy. You can have lifelike and you can have bright colors, you cannot have them both and expect me to like it. A pastel would have been wonderful and an earth tone would have been even better. I’m not saying it can’t be colorful. I am saying that it cannot look and feel like a children’s slime tube. Aesthetics aside, let's discuss performance. First, it required batteries, but once we got past that annoyance and into playtime it did absolutely nothing for me. It was so soft and gooey. It doesn’t target your G-spot, and the handle is too short to maneuver. And while the veins and ribbing were nice, they were not as stimulating as I’m sure they were meant to be. Plus, the vibrations were “meh.” The only service it really provides is penetration. It’s hard to find something redeeming about this toy.

We’re Back. With a Sleeve. And a Lot of Feelings 😅 We know, we know. It’s been a while. Like… a long while. One minute we were just “taking a break between reviews” and the next thing you know it’s three months, 127 new toy reviews from you guys, zero time to write, and a shared calendar that just says “TEST VIBRATOR?!” in all caps every Sunday. 🫠 But hey – we finally found time for a short comeback. And weirdly enough? It’s a penis sleeve. But not just any sleeve. After what felt like a never-ending quest through sizes that were either elastic pencil case or literal traffic cone, we finally found one that fit. If you’re anywhere between 13–19cm in length and 11–13cm in girth, this thing could actually work for you – without pinching, flopping, or needing a degree in toy engineering to use it. The vibrator? Meh. Big, heavy, awkward: basically the worst kind of third wheel. We ditched it early on. But the sleeve on its own? Total gamechanger. Thickens things up just right, feels like a second skin, and gave us both that “wait, why don’t we do this more often?” vibe. We took our time, but this sleeve deserved the spotlight. And if you’re built kinda like Karl, curious like Leni, and done with scrolling through sleeves that don’t fit or feel weird – this might just be your unexpected favourite. No shame, no pressure – just really good girth. 😉

Decent quality, though nothing exceptional. The sizing labels are misleading as 'Beginner' is actually regular/average size, while 'Advanced' is large. This terminology feels problematic since it implies you need to 'advance' to a larger size, which doesn't make sense for most users. This information might help others choose the right option. The back of the packaging does indicate 'large,' but many online retailers don't show all angles of the product. The sizing would probably be clearer if you could compare them in person at a physical store.

This clear, realistic dildo delivers an excellent balance of design, comfort, and usability. Its detailed shape and smooth texture provide a lifelike experience, while the sturdy suction base adds versatility for hands‑free use. Cleaning is quick and hassle‑free, and the body‑safe material ensures durability and safety. While it doesn’t include vibration functions, its silent nature makes it discreet and reliable. Overall, it’s a solid choice for anyone looking for a realistic and easy‑to‑maintain product at a fair price.

Exploring the King Cock Elite Dual Density Vibe Silicone Dildo - Ivory - 8 Inch: A Comprehensive Review: As an enthusiast of sex toys, you may be on a constant quest to find the perfect addition to your collection. Whether you’re exploring solo or enhancing your intimate experiences with a partner, the right toy can make all the difference. Among the myriad of options available in the market, the King Cock Elite Dual Density Vibe Silicone Dildo in Ivory catches the eye with its promise of realism and pleasure. What is the King Cock Elite Dual Density Vibe Silicone Dildo? The King Cock Elite Dual Density Vibe Dildo stands out not just for its size (an impressive 8 inches) but also for its unique design made from high-quality silicone. The dual density feature mimics the feel of a real penis, making it an enticing choice for those seeking authenticity in their experience. The combination of firmness and softness ensures a pleasurable sensation, whether you're using it for solo exploration or during intimate moments with a partner. Key Features: **Material**: One of the standout features of this dildo is its dual-density silicone construction. It's body-safe, phthalate-free, and hypoallergenic, making it a reliable option for users with sensitivities. **Vibration**: The built-in vibration feature adds an extra layer of pleasure, allowing for customizable experiences. With various settings and intensities, you can adjust the vibe according to your preferences. **Size**: At 8 inches, the length is ideal for those who enjoy a bit of fullness without overwhelming discomfort. The realistic design also enhances the overall experience.

This cute toy is such a gem. You can literally massage your feet and back with it, too. Watch my full review!

Read our in-depth Iroha Koharu Beni review with features, pros & cons, and honest verdict for beginners and advanced users.

This dildo is pretty top-notch! Watch my review to see why I love it so much.

Lived up to my expectations. FYI, after my review, on Flesh Assist I found "girthreviews" screen name. 40+ reviews and he says which ones worked for larger guys right out of the box vs "Mods" (cutting fins off of the sleeve).

This is a unique toy that's unlike anything I've ever seen before. I found that it was perfect for me, but it might not be perfect for people with different bodies. Read the full review to find out if this toy is for you, but it is DEFINITELY for me.

This is a princess's dildo if I've ever seen one. Watch my review!

The Lovense Lush Mini is the perfect investment for long distance couples, so you can keep squirting when your partner's not there to shove a load in you. Writing this review made me horny, just imagine what the toy feels like when it's actually inside you. Just some food for thought!