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If temperature play and fucking yourself senseless is your thing, you should see what Pipedream Icicles can do for your moo moo cat.

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This clear, realistic dildo delivers an excellent balance of design, comfort, and usability. Its detailed shape and smooth texture provide a lifelike experience, while the sturdy suction base adds versatility for hands‑free use. Cleaning is quick and hassle‑free, and the body‑safe material ensures durability and safety. While it doesn’t include vibration functions, its silent nature makes it discreet and reliable. Overall, it’s a solid choice for anyone looking for a realistic and easy‑to‑maintain product at a fair price.

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The Pipedream Wanachi Mini Massager is a tiny dinosaur of a sex toy. It’s retro, from the colors and design to its materials and function. But retro is cool when it’s done right. This mini wand is battery powered and made of entirely ABS plastic. The downside is that the product is made of plastic. Yet, the upside, is the Wanachi Massager's rumbling vibrations. Yes, the head is rock solid, and is uncomfortable at first unless you like hard vibrations and surfaces. But nothing rattles and rumbles like ABS plastic. Wanachi’s Mini Massager has a mighty motor. With a dial at the end to adjust speed, you can crank the wand up to feel like a rocket about to launch. Which is exactly what I did, and it transformed my“take it or leave it” attitude to a thumbs up. The neck is poorly constructed with it’s accordion-style design, but the folds are too ridged to actually bend. You can stretch it out to get a solid curve in it, but it still doesn’t behave as well as a silicone neck. Overall, for a toy under $30, it’s not too shabby. I’d say if you’re on a trip and forgot your vibrator, you could pick this one up in a pinch and be content.

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Decent quality, though nothing exceptional. The sizing labels are misleading as 'Beginner' is actually regular/average size, while 'Advanced' is large. This terminology feels problematic since it implies you need to 'advance' to a larger size, which doesn't make sense for most users. This information might help others choose the right option. The back of the packaging does indicate 'large,' but many online retailers don't show all angles of the product. The sizing would probably be clearer if you could compare them in person at a physical store.

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It’s one thing to send a broken toy. But, to send a broken wand, with stains on the head and half of a button missing? What a shame. The Fantasy for Her Duo Wand looked like an interesting take on a wand. It has a curved head and is a comfortable size, not too big, not too small, but Pipedream lost a customer. I’ve gotten broken toys before. Years ago, I ordered a new Liberty 2 from Womanizer. I was so excited, the pandemic had closed down my job, leaving me at home to masturbate uninterrupted. Except, when the Liberty arrived, it didn’t work, no matter how long it charged nothing happened. I immediately reached out to Womanizer, and they replaced the toy, no questions asked, and I got a working toy in the end. It’s super normal, though still uncommon, for a toy to show up and not work. Most companies are great about replacing them. Had the Duo Wand just been broken, I would’ve gladly ordered another one. But alas, it showed up in its sealed plastic with stains on the head. I can’t imagine it had been used; that would truly cross so many lines. A toy should always arrive in its best condition, but there was chipping on the metal band around the handle, one button’s decal was smudged, and there were stains. Considering everything that was wrong with this toy, I don’t recommend trying toys from Pipedream.

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This is a weird little toy. I’ve told you guys before that I judge sex toys by their cover. It’s not something I’m proud of, and I’ve been proven wrong many times. I was hoping to be proven wrong this time, really. I gave it a shot, I promise. Even when I had to go to the store and buy new batteries, I told myself it would be worth it. But this creepy and useless toy was not worth it. I also want to say, I’m all for lifelike dildos with realistic texture and ribbing. But do not dye it primary blue and make it unnecessarily squishy. I don’t have any interest in a soft and blue penis. I don’t like that it’s the same color as a children's toy. You can have lifelike and you can have bright colors, you cannot have them both and expect me to like it. A pastel would have been wonderful and an earth tone would have been even better. I’m not saying it can’t be colorful. I am saying that it cannot look and feel like a children’s slime tube. Aesthetics aside, let's discuss performance. First, it required batteries, but once we got past that annoyance and into playtime it did absolutely nothing for me. It was so soft and gooey. It doesn’t target your G-spot, and the handle is too short to maneuver. And while the veins and ribbing were nice, they were not as stimulating as I’m sure they were meant to be. Plus, the vibrations were “meh.” The only service it really provides is penetration. It’s hard to find something redeeming about this toy.

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Exploring the King Cock Elite Dual Density Vibe Silicone Dildo - Ivory - 8 Inch: A Comprehensive Review: As an enthusiast of sex toys, you may be on a constant quest to find the perfect addition to your collection. Whether you’re exploring solo or enhancing your intimate experiences with a partner, the right toy can make all the difference. Among the myriad of options available in the market, the King Cock Elite Dual Density Vibe Silicone Dildo in Ivory catches the eye with its promise of realism and pleasure. What is the King Cock Elite Dual Density Vibe Silicone Dildo? The King Cock Elite Dual Density Vibe Dildo stands out not just for its size (an impressive 8 inches) but also for its unique design made from high-quality silicone. The dual density feature mimics the feel of a real penis, making it an enticing choice for those seeking authenticity in their experience. The combination of firmness and softness ensures a pleasurable sensation, whether you're using it for solo exploration or during intimate moments with a partner. Key Features: **Material**: One of the standout features of this dildo is its dual-density silicone construction. It's body-safe, phthalate-free, and hypoallergenic, making it a reliable option for users with sensitivities. **Vibration**: The built-in vibration feature adds an extra layer of pleasure, allowing for customizable experiences. With various settings and intensities, you can adjust the vibe according to your preferences. **Size**: At 8 inches, the length is ideal for those who enjoy a bit of fullness without overwhelming discomfort. The realistic design also enhances the overall experience.

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This is a unique toy that's unlike anything I've ever seen before. I found that it was perfect for me, but it might not be perfect for people with different bodies. Read the full review to find out if this toy is for you, but it is DEFINITELY for me.

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The Lovense Lush Mini is the perfect investment for long distance couples, so you can keep squirting when your partner's not there to shove a load in you. Writing this review made me horny, just imagine what the toy feels like when it's actually inside you. Just some food for thought!

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The Hismith Automatic Lube Launcher isn’t just a toy, it’s an experience. It takes something that’s usually fiddly and utilitarian, like refilling a syringe mid-scene, and replaces it with a gadget that keeps you immersed in the fantasy. The sleek design and whisper-quiet motor make it feel more like a kinky accessory than a piece of lab equipment, and the app control adds a wicked layer of unpredictability that manual methods can’t touch. That said, it’s not without quirks. The shot size is playful and rhythmic rather than overwhelming, which works brilliantly for edging and teasing but doesn’t quite deliver that one-and-done soaking that syringes excel at. Cleanup is straightforward, charging is painless, and honestly, I loved how much thought clearly went into making this feel intuitive to use both with and without a machine. My only real wish is for more control over flow intensity, because sometimes you want a light drizzle and sometimes you want a full-on storm. All in all, it’s a clever, well-made device that knows what it wants to be: a teasing, immersive lube launcher that keeps the scene flowing smoothly. It may not replace syringes completely, but as part of a messy play toolbox, it shines.

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The Great Gaspy is ambitious, combining thrusting action with dual vibrations for a multi-sensory experience, but its potential is undermined by mechanical and structural flaws. The half-inch telescopic motion paired with the vibrations in the shaft and rabbit ears can feel genuinely pleasurable when everything works—but the thrusting motor frequently locks up under resistance, and the weak construction at the tip makes removal feel tense and uncertain. The married controls for vibration and thrusting further limit customization, leaving the toy less versatile than it initially promises. That said, the toy has redeeming qualities. The soft silicone makes insertion smooth, the buttons are easy to navigate, and the rabbit ears deliver satisfying external stimulation. It’s also quiet and easy to clean, with non-porous surfaces that rinse off effortlessly. Still, these positives aren’t enough to outweigh the inconsistency and design limitations. For those who value reliability and control, the Great Gaspy feels more like a playful conversation starter than a truly dependable addition to a toy collection. ​

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It's disappointing that the Moany Dick arrived defective, as we aim to provide thorough, hands-on reviews of every product we evaluate. While the poorly sealed silicone-ABS joint could be attributed to a factory defect, the issues with the thin material and weak motor are far more concerning. These flaws are not isolated incidents but rather fundamental design oversights that compromise not only the toy’s comfort but its safety and functionality as well. As a result, the Moany Dick falls short of meeting even basic standards for usability and reliability. Unfortunately, I cannot recommend this product, as it was unable to be fully tested due to these critical issues. Given these significant shortcomings, I must rate the Cliterature Moany Dick a 0/10

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This powerful A-spot tool is perfect for reaching internally and simultaneously giving G-spot and clitoral stimulation. It's app-enabled and has 8 powerful settings to choose from. Waterproof and USB rechargeable, this body-safe toy was one I was excited to review!

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The Pleasure Island Fingering Rose is a bold and creative take on dual stimulation, with intuitive controls, a waterproof build, and a playful design that makes it fun to experiment with suction and internal motion. It isn’t flawless; the finger joint can pinch, the lack of a true power button interrupts the flow, and the telescopic motor is a bit noisy, but it still delivers an enjoyable, versatile experience. Where it stumbles hardest is the price. At $150 USD, it sits far above identical toys on the market that cost $60 USD or less. The clever book-style packaging is charming, but not enough to justify a $90 premium. Unless you’re specifically collecting for novelty, it’s difficult to recommend at full price when more budget-friendly options perform just as well.

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If you're a fan of bees, pollination and flowers than put on your apiary suit and invite one of these bumbling beauties back to your hive! It's perfect for beginners that don't want a large toy or an overly intense one, and want to experience a different type of stimulation. It's capable of handle rain showers like a pro, is pretty affordable and absolutely adorable. Personally I'm ecstatic it's in my collection just for the sheer cuteness of it. Testing it on the initial charge it came with resulted in a slow burn build up rather than an exciting or fast finish, but that's not a bad thing! Perhaps it will have more buzz in its bonnet when it's fully charged, or it'll just remain the perfect little flower starter!

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This dildo is pretty top-notch! Watch my review to see why I love it so much.

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